Of Leaf Blowers and Hand-Grenades

One of my clients called and yelled at me this morning after he had made a mistake and I had told him I wasn't sure that I could fix it. After we hung up the phone, I stormed outside to get some air. The lawn service was there, blowing newly mowed grass off the sidewalk. I wondered if one of the guys would let me use his leaf blower, and I considered taking it to my client's office and attacking him with it. Why a leaf blower, you ask? A leaf blower lends a lot of power without actually being harmful. Wielding a leaf blower in a moment of anger also says, "You don't want to play the crazy game with me. I WILL win."